THE TRUTH BEHIND THE CONSPIRACIES:
1) Miami has been purposely losing during the regular season before unleashing the real Heat in the play-offs. Watch tomorrow’s game and compare to Miami’s 16 point loss to Indiana earlier this season.
2) Gisele has recently slept with 50 MVP voters. Brady slept with 48.
3) The secret to the Carolina Hurricane’s young talent? EA Sports began releasing the NHL game series when most of the Hurricane’s current roster hit puberty (and Jeff Skinner hit preschool).
4) Former Detroit mayor, Kwame Kilpatrick has moved on from text messages and is now writing letters from prison…as an advisor to Eminem for Em’s 2013 bid for mayor: