Men and their sports.
Men and their sex.

Are they synonymous?

You betch’ya! On a Sarah Palin scale of chiseled chins and chest-beating manliness, sports and sex are forever intertwined in conversation. When women enter the dialogue, they draw interference.

Sex-drive stops sports-talk at a yard line where men are either caught carrying the conversation because they refuse to play ball with a girl or their words drown in drool cuz this chick knows her shit.

So welcome ladies, to an arena of straight sports-talk. Where we’ll get down and dirty with the boys, but never lose our swagger, because- well, we’re not men. We can separate sports and sex. I mean, there is nothing sexual about men tackling and “sacking” other men. Nada.